April 2013
1 post
February 2013
4 posts
When I come home & I haven't seen my roommate in a...
whatshouldwecallme:
When my favorite song comes on
whatshouldwecallme:
When I think I have to sneeze but then I don't
whatshouldwecallme:
September 2012
28 posts
WHEN I KNOW SOMEBODY IS LYING TO ME
I just look at them like,
WHEN I'M DRINKING AND I SEE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS
WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME SHE DOESN'T WANNA GO TO...
I’m like,
SOMETIMES I THINK I SHOULD STOP DRINKING SO MUCH
WHEN IT'S THE LAST HOUR OF WORK AND I REALIZE ONLY...
I’m all like,
WHENEVER I'M FORCED TO GO TO WALMART IN CHESTER
I’m all like,
WHEN ME AND MY FRIENDS FIND A FUNNY TAXI DRIVER
I’m all like,
WHEN ONE OF MY FRIENDS SAYS THEY'RE GOING TO...
The rest of us are like,
WHEN I WANNA GO TO CHIKFILA
Then I realize it’s Sunday,
WHENEVER THE CASHIERS AT WAWA TRY TO HAVE AN...
I’m all like,
WHEN YOU SEE YOUR EX
And you’re just like,
AFTER A NIGHT OF DRUNK TEXTS
The next morning you’re just like,
WHEN I WANNA GO OUT AND THE REST OF MY FRIENDS ARE...
I’m just like,
SUNDAY MORNINGS
WHEN THEY BUILT WALGREEN'S RIGHT ACOSS FROM CVS
Everybody was all like,
WHENEVER SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT I DO FOR FUN
I’m like, “Well…”
WHENEVER ME AND MY FRIENDS GO TO EL PATRON
And we watch them make the fresh guacamole, we’re all like,
WHEN ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS FOUND OUT THERE ARE...
We were all like,
CHIKFILA DURING LUNCH HOUR
Is all like,
Oh wait, chikfila during any hour is all like,
WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME IF MURPHY'S IS FUN
I’m just like,
WHEN I TAKE MY FIRST SHOT OF THE NIGHT
I’m like, Then we get to the fifth one and I’m like,
WHEN ONE OF MY FRIENDS SAY MURPHY'S IS POPPIN
I’m like,
WHEN I HEARD THEY WERE PUTTING A CHIPOTLE IN...
I was like,
WHEN MY ROOMMATES SAY THEY'RE GOING TO SIT ON THE...
to have some drinks, I’m like…
WHEN IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AND WE HAVEN'T MADE PLANS...
WHEN ALL MY GAL PALS AND I ARE OUT HAVING A GIRL'S...
Any man simply breathes in our direction and we’re all like…
EVERY WEDNESDAY WHEN ALL MY FRIENDS WANT TO GO OUT
After trying to gain motivation to join I’m just like…
WHEN I'M DRIVING PAST ALL THE ROAD WORK ON RT. 10
I’m just like…
June 2012
1 post
Finding a bug in my room
whatshouldwecallme:
When I’m too scared to kill it, I’m like:
When my boyfriend is too scared to kill it, I’m like:
February 2012
13 posts
January 2012
4 posts
“I dread the big choices which loom up in my life. I am afraid. I feel uncertain....”
– Sylvia Plath (via runawaytrain)
